I'm Going Camping Tomorro, I Need SCARY Stories!?

Question: I'm Going With Karolina Ellen

Answer: How old is audience? You can tell this short story: You must recite vrey slowly, in full rhythm, and be into it, and time the punch line perfecftly and not hold back. On a dark, dark night There was a dark, dark wood And in the dark, dark wood There was a dark, dark house And in the dark, dark house There was a dark, dark stair And up the dark, dark stair There was a dark, dark room And in the dark, dark room There was a dark, dark closet And in the dark, dark closet There was a dark, dark chest And in the dark, dark chest There was a dark, dark box And in the dark, dark box There was A-GHOST! On all lines, and especially on the very the last line you must maintain rhythm percectly and telegraph nothing until, after "was," you must bark out, after only the briefest possible beat, fast and very loud and very clearly, holding nothing back, the punch line. You ought to practice it to get the hang and the timing down. It depends upons surprise, but if you do it right, and the audience doesn't know it's coming (or even if it sort of does but is lulled into not being quite ready for it then, it will almost always work.

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